PANTS ARE FOR LOSERS

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kyleehenke:

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dearheart42:

“A Thousand Acts” - a loving parody-tribute-thingy written by yours truly.

(SING ALONG!!)

Making my way online
Clicking fast
Pages pass
And I’m Homestuck
Staring blankly ahead
Just tryin’ to make sense, tryin’ to make sense
Of the plot

Need an update
Where’s my update
And now I wonder

If I had not seen Cascade first
Would I have drilled on through the worst?
Now I know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update
Tonight

It’s always times like these
That I theorize
And I agonize
And Hussie’s toying with me
And everything’s so wrong
But we all belong
This fandom’s nothing like you’ve ever seen

I need an update
Gimme that update
Sometimes I wonder

If I had stopped before Act 5
Would my dead muse be this alive?
‘Cause you know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update
Tonight

And I, I
Just wanna let you know
I, I
Drown in the shipping feels
I, I
Don’t want to let this go
I, I don’t…

Making my way online
Clicking fast
Pages pass
And I’m Homestuck
Staring blankly ahead
I try to make sense, try to make sense
Of the plot

Still need that update
Oh where’s my update
I start to wonder…

If I had not seen Cascade first
Would I have drilled on through the worst?
Now I know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update…
Oh-oh

If I had stopped before Act 5
Would my dead muse be this alive?
‘Cause you know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update

Oh Hussie, don’t be late
Tonight

‘Kay, so I started writing this parody about a month ago (and I spammed Kylee’s inbox with the first verse and she agreed that it was a thing that needed to happen), then I forgot about it, then rediscovered it on my ‘puter last night and whipped up the rest of it in roughly 30 minutes when I was half-asleep. XD

I’m not gonna record myself singing it because singing is not my forte because THAT JOB BELONGS TO KYLEE HENKE OR ANYONE ELSE WHO HAS MORE SINGING PIPES THAN ME *COUGH COUGH HINT HINT* unless she’s already written her own parody lyrics…shoot…I kinda hope not ‘cause hearing her sing my lyrics would make me die of happiness, but oh well…

ANYWAY. Until that happens, I thought it would be fun to put up a karaoke version for people to sing along with. So here it is. I hope you liked it! =3

Oh yes, and the album art was stolen borrowed from this awesome and accurate little comic. Give the original artist some love! <3

I SEE YOUR DEMAND FOR KYLEEHENKE AND I RAISE YOU A BROADWAY KARKAT COVER.

AW HELL NAW KYLEE IS ON THIS SHIT

WELL TOO BAD. IT’S OPEN INVITATION, HOMIE. I AM ALL OVER THIS SONG LIKE HUSSIE ON VRISKA. BRING IT.